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Day 1: The Day the Law Stopped A Piercing!

January 27, 2011

27 January 2011

So today was a day dedicated to having a taste for new things. 1 o’clock was my hair appointment. Since i was about five i’ve never had a fringe. Never ever ever! So today I decided to go to a hairdresser, get a front fringe and pray that the hairdresser was a pro. I didn’t want to look like i’ve got a salad bowl haircut or even worse… a mullet. Got that done and an eyelash tint. I felt like a rich little tart. I never used to bother with hair or make up. haha that’s probably why i don’t have a boyfriend ROFL!

But i felt super. My hairdresser was great and i look like one of those colourful and bubbly 60’s love children. I wish i lived in the 60’s. Everything was so free spirited.

Then at 4 o’clock i went to Off Ya Tree: The Bong and Body Piercing shop to get my neck (nape) pierced. Got there, gave them my ID, got rejected! The government put a new law out TODAY stating that no persons under the age of 18 is allowed to get a surface piercing unless approved by a guardian! What a load of shite. If i went yesterday i would’ve got it done. But noooo! So Saturday is the day for my neck to go into the torture studio YEY!

Damn, this blog is boring. Why can’t my life seem a tinsy bit more lively/exciting/illicit/fabulous?

Oh well, i’ll just keep writing to a large abyss called the World Wide Web. No worries.


I am such a wucking feirdo!

January 23, 2011

 <—- This is what my face looks like now.

<—- I’m pretty sure Gerard Butler’s King Leonidas is not apologetic in this scene but  i am feeling a tad apologetic.

Why you say… whoever you are? Why, because i found that someONE has viewed a post. ONE ONE ONE!!! It’s a start! It’s a wonderful start!

*jumping up and down because the number one is great!*



 “One-One, uno first oney!” <translate> “ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE!”


January 23, 2011

 <—–  This is what my face is like.

<—– This is what you call pure anger

<—– Even though King Leonidas in 300 seems to not be frustrated, deep down he feels as frustrated as I.

               Why? I’ll tell you why, whoever you are. You blog for ages and            still no one has been onto your page!

Ok that’s a rap for today.      :z :z :z :z (these are my little computerised frustrated faces)

“You can’t give a Dementor the old one-two!”

January 21, 2011

Harry Potter, the boy who is good enough to make me draw him.

Things to do when I turn 18

January 21, 2011

As i live in Australia i can’t do any of the under 18 things. You know what i’m talking about. So i have decided to create a list of all the things that i want to do when i hit the grande age of 18!

1- Go to a club. Even though i prefer to stay indoors and play computer games, watch movies and read, i will go to a club to see what the 18 and over scene is like. You never know, i may like it. All the booze, boys and dresses (oh god, sounds awful).

2- Get a small tatoo. Nothing major. I don’t fancy the face of an old lover, mother or annoying brother on my arm. Too common ;). But i am obsessed with anatomical drawings especially that of the heart. So maybe i’ll get that done. Who knows? I’ve got a year to decide.

3- Try out for ROLLER-DERBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ve always wanted to do this super cool sport. Where else can you see woman beat the shit out of people in rollerskates? Too classy!

4- Go into an adult shop. I’ve walked past about 5 of these shops nearly everyday (my town seems to be full of sex addicts who attend regular S.A. meetings) so I’m naturally curious as to what is in them. I have a fair idea haha.

5- Buy booze at a bottle shop. Alcohol is not that special. It makes you feel like shit in the morning and decides to make your face look like one of the 99 red balloons. But I want to do this because it’s the fact that i can buy alcohol without getting arrested. If i were ever arrested i would like it to be in the style of SUPERBAD! I would kill to do doughnuts with cops and then set the car alight while shooting at it.

I guess that’s about it really. If you have stumbled onto this blog and are reading this right now, give me other ideas please 🙂


January 21, 2011

Well hello,

Okay, this is the first time I have ever had a blog. Firstly I’d like to say that blogs confuse me immensly! What do people write about? Do they have a particular theme, mood or motivation?  I have no clue. Also, how do people get so many followers? It’s like they have their own personal blog army.

I think my theme/mood of my blog should just be about anything and everything. Sounds good to me! So this blog will have:

– Rants

– Photographs

– Opinions on things that have no use to the world… like belts.

– Opinions on things that may have use to the world…  there’s too many to mention.

– Feelings (oh how intimate 0_O)

– Harry Potter quotations, expressions of deep love and complaints as to why i didn’t get a Hogwarts letter when i was 11!

– Sherlock Holmes quotations, expressions of deep love and complaints as to why i wasn’t born in the 1800’s so i could’ve hired Sherlock Holmes to find my missing jewels that were given to my best mate, the Queen Vikkie!

Hope to not get bored with blogging.


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January 19, 2011

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